This past weekend, my friend Kimberly and I went to the Sonoma County Fairgrounds to experience the weekend-long music festival Country Summer.
It was FUCKING hot.
I nearly melted into a puddle of sweat and self-tanner, it was that fucking hot.
John Michael Montgomery, who wears all black – black jeans, black longsleeve shirt, black cowboy hat, had to leave the stage and douse himself with water HE WAS THAT FUCKING HOT.
Needless to say, most of us festival goers dressed more appropriately, but I would like to bring up the titillating trend that I noticed at the festival – the tendency of women to wear cutoff jeans shorts with THEIR BOOTIES HANGING OUT!
You think I jest, here’s proof. . .
I couldn’t help myself.
It was just there, like a mound of jello, waiting to jiggle.
And I kid you not, she was not the only one.
There were numerous women I encountered during the day whose booties were hanging out for all to see.
It’s takes a brave woman to let the whole world be your gynecologist!
Nevertheless, I’m a firm believer in “Flaunt it if you’ve got it.” So I heartily support this fashion trend.
It could be a lot worse after all.
They could be wearing these. . .