Be prepared. If you order latex panties online they’re going to look like something your grandma might wear. Minus the whole latex thing, of course because your grandma’s not a freak like that.
I tried to slip into them. It sounded like an orgy of latex balloons rubbing up against each other.
It was absolutely hilarious!
It took me about five minutes to work the panties up my legs and I was cringing the whole time because I sunburned my ass on vacation and the latex dragged against my legs.
Finally, I got them up.
And my butt is either bigger than I remember or I put the panties on the wrong way. My ass hung out for miles.
How did it look?
Not too shabby. I definitely like the look of latex.
The story doesn’t end here though, oh no! You see the other part about wearing latex panties is having to take them off.
I made a tiny little tourniquet with them as I rolled them down my legs. Inch by inch, with the wonderful latex-on-hot-skin sound playing the entire way down.
In the end, I had a tidy little figure eight of latex handcuffing my ankles together.
No one told me this would happen.
And that’s when it occurred to me.
If I was fooling around with someone and he went to remove my panties, he’d have to yank them down my body to a chorus of rubber farts.
Definitely NOT sexy.
But perhaps it doesn’t matter. I mean after all, you’re wearing latex undies and that’s pretty damn sexy.