Do unicorns neigh?

So.

I bought a pair of fence net stockings to wear with my rainbow striped bodysuit.

Stockings are hit and miss with me so I ordered one pair to see if they fit, figuring I’d order more if it ALL WORKED OUT.

Oh, the trials of being a THICK GIRL.

I carefully slip them on.

THEY FIT!

I then attempt to remove them.

They formed a tight little tourniquet around my ankles.

I try to unroll them.

It’s USELESS.

I just wasted a pair of stockings.

Into the trash they go and I’m back online buying three more pairs for Burning Man.

Whether or not I ACTUALLY WEAR this outfit remains to be seen.

But I did wear it at UnSCruz so chances are good. . .

Then I go online on etsy and I come across these FANTASTIC HIGH WAISTED BOOTY SHORTS in all sorts of lovely patterns courtesy of FabBikini in the UK.

AND OMG, I WAS IN LOVE!

I bought three.

And just because I got the pastel unicorn bikini bottom, I bought pink and purple fishnet tights to match.

Cuz that’s how I roll.

You know what this means?

I HAVE to bring my unicorn horn headband.

Have. To.

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