I bought a pair of fence net stockings to wear with my rainbow striped bodysuit.
Oh, the trials of being a THICK GIRL.
I carefully slip them on.
I then attempt to remove them.
They formed a tight little tourniquet around my ankles.
I try to unroll them.
I just wasted a pair of stockings.
Into the trash they go and I’m back online buying three more pairs for Burning Man.
Whether or not I ACTUALLY WEAR this outfit remains to be seen.
But I did wear it at UnSCruz so chances are good. . .
Then I go online on etsy and I come across these FANTASTIC HIGH WAISTED BOOTY SHORTS in all sorts of lovely patterns courtesy of FabBikini in the UK.
AND OMG, I WAS IN LOVE!
I bought three.
Cuz that’s how I roll.
You know what this means?
I HAVE to bring my unicorn horn headband.