So this happened:
I have to admit, even I paused when I bought cupcake earrings and I asked myself, “Would a 43 year old woman REALLY wear CUPCAKE earrings?”
And the answer of course, is yes.
Yes, I REALLY would.
Burning Man is about expressing who you are and including all your idiosyncrasies and I suppose that DEEP DOWN, I am an 18 year old girl who is thin, wears bathing suits as clothing, and goes to raves.
We all know the truth.
I am a thick, middle aged woman with a questionable relationship to EDM.
But I have a theory about that.
I don’t think being thick matters.
I think, for the most part, people just enjoy seeing other people’s bodies.
The men I am with don’t seem to complain about mine.
So why not show it off?
Confidence is SEXY.
That said, if I start wearing my hair in two knobs on top of my head, you have my permission to slap me. . .
. . .on my NICE, THICK ASS!