It happens sometimes.
Usually, it comes out of left field and blind sides you when you’re least expecting it.
Like CRAZY GOOD CHEMISTRY with someone who you maybe should not engage in chemical reactions with, if you catch my drift.
Like for instance, a married man.
Or your sister’s ex-boyfriend from high school.
Or maybe even someone who you totally despise except for the fact that you totally want to jump their bones.
That’s how it is sometimes.
There’s really no predicting it.
There’s someone out there right now who I literally CAN’T WAIT to get my hands on.
Of course, he’s totally unavailable, which is – I am sure – part of his charm.
The thing is, every time I think of him in the biblical sense, I get this ache in my body, like I’m missing something important – such as food or water.
And I’m reminded of what my OM instructor said to our class a long time ago – that orgasm is as essential to the human existence as sleep.
And I think it’s pretty clear I’m suffering.
Crazy fucking chemistry.
There’s no escaping it.