I’ll admit it.
I like porn.
Its fun to watch other people.
I’m a bit of a voyeur when it comes to sex.
I’m also an exhibitionist.
But there are some things that go on in pornos that I CAN’T STAND.
- When the man SPITS on the woman to “lube her up.” Spit isn’t lube. Ew, gross!
- Rose budding. Don’t even google it. You don’t want to know what it is. You’ve been warned!
- Going from anal to oral sex. Just no.
- When there’s no foreplay. I can’t ramp myself up without a little foreplay.
- When the guy looks like Ron Jeremy.
- When the women are obviously faking it. I like it when the actors are INTO what they are doing. Enthusiasm is EVERYTHING!
- Make me squirm.
- Lots of gagging and salivating during a blowjob. Men, I think, LOVE this. As a woman, I hate it.
- I’m just going to come out and say it – eating cum. I don’t mind it in my mouth but it’s not food so I’m NOT going to eat it. TMI?
- Plastic women. Give me a girl with a little jiggle and I’m happy.