You know how I go on and on about receiving unsolicited dick pics on this blog?
Well, the irony is that despite how much I complain, I SAVE all those photos.
Yes, I do.
I have an app on my phone which lets me password protect all my naughty photos.
I have 1,653 photos saved.
All the dick pics are organized into folders named after each man who sent them.
The other day, I was texting with a very nice Fireman when all of a sudden, a dick pic popped up on my screen.
An unsolicited dick pic, I might add.
HOWEVER, I must say that it was literally THE BIGGEST DICK I’D EVER SEEN.
Maybe it was the angle.
Maybe he used a telephoto lens.
But it was MASSIVE!
So I did what any woman would do. . .
. . .I giggled.
Then I hit “SAVE.”