Dick pics

You know how I go on and on about receiving unsolicited dick pics on this blog?

Well, the irony is that despite how much I complain, I SAVE all those photos.

Yes, I do.

I have an app on my phone which lets me password protect all my naughty photos.

I have 1,653 photos saved.

All the dick pics are organized into folders named after each man who sent them.

The other day, I was texting with a very nice Fireman when all of a sudden, a dick pic popped up on my screen.

An unsolicited dick pic, I might add.

HOWEVER, I must say that it was literally THE BIGGEST DICK I’D EVER SEEN.

Maybe it was the angle.

Maybe he used a telephoto lens.

But it was MASSIVE!

So I did what any woman would do. . .

. . .I giggled.

Then I hit “SAVE.”

5 thoughts on “Dick pics

  1. Wow….it’s good to have something to show for yourself hahaha. If I could trade in all my unsolicited dick pics for one dollar bills, I could go to a male strip club haha!

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