I’ll never forget my first experience with “whiskey dick.”
I was a freshman at UCSB and my girlfriends and I were discussing impotence over dinner in the cafeteria.
I announced that it had never happened to me and then I FORGOT TO KNOCK ON WOOD.
That night, I hooked up with my usual lover after a night of drinking only to discover that HE COULDN’T GET IT UP.
Murphy’s Law strikes again!
In the years since college, my experiences with impotence have been few and far between.
The Hunk had problems.
But given that he saw fit to solve his problem by surreptitiously slipping off the condom, I have no sympathy for him.
There have been a few other men I have come across who have had this problem.
I don’t really understand why they’re not knocking on every doctor’s door, trying to get the problem fixed.
I’d be up, bright spanking early, waiting for the doctor to arrive so I could discuss a remedy for my problem, if I were an impotent man.
I once dated a man who was a staff member of a prominent college football team.
He had HUGE problems getting it up.
He preferred to get and give oral sex.
Now, I don’t know about you, but for me oral sex is a nice appetizer but it’s not the main course.
I might have been SLIGHTLY impatient for him to get everything working properly.
Hey! I’m a Scorpio.
I don’t like it when my sex life is interrupted.
Besides disrupting your sex life, the other thing about impotence is that it can be an indication of larger health problems.
So men really should get checked out by a doctor.
Now, you might be wondering why I bring this up.
Has it happened AGAIN?
I’m happy to report that no, no one has had problems getting it up around me.
And this is me KNOCKING ON FUCKING WOOD, RIGHT NOW!