I am a Scorpio.
I was born right smack dab in the middle of Scorpio territory on November 2nd.
I was also born a Zezza woman, which automatically makes me a highly sexual person.
So I got a double whammy when it comes to sex.
I have a lot of experience.
But the one thing I haven’t experienced a lot of is Scorpio men.
Charlie the Aussie was a Scorpio, but on the cusp of Sagittarius.
The Israeli was a Scorpio, but seeing as how he likes to cum in girls’ eyeballs, we’ll write him off.
The Photographer is a Scorpio and he literally ROCKED MY WORLD.
And The Swede is a Scorpio (born on the same day as my brother) and we all know I HEART THE SWEDE.
He literally kept me coming ALL WEEKEND LONG!
All these men prove what I’ve suspected for a long time:
SCORPIOS ARE THE BEST!
So imagine my shock and surprise when The Fireman told me he’s a Scorpio too.
I personally think that:
- Scorpios make the BEST kissers.
- Scorpios make the BEST lovers.
- Scorpios are the BEST at talking dirty.
- And, Scorpios have the most AMAZING oral skills.
So what if I’m single and not attached to anyone?
I have a steady diet of Scorpios to keep me satisfied.
In the immortal words of The Photographer, “Being with you is like being with the female version of myself.”
It’s a little freaky to be instantly on the same wavelength as someone else.
But I must say, I’m enjoying myself immensely.
All this flirting with Scorpios is REALLY AGREEING WITH ME!