There was a woman on the playa.
I saw her twice.
She literally had THE BIGGEST BREASTS I’D EVER SEEN!
And to make matters more comical, she was wearing a triangle bikini top.
I have no problem with plastic surgery and breast enhancement.
I myself may partake of the process when the kittens start to sag.
But let me tell you this about THOSE breasts.
They looked PAINFUL.
It was hard to look at them.
Each one was the size of a basketball.
I’m not kidding.
A FUCKING basketball.
Who does this to their body?
She also had lip injections because her lips looked like pregnant slugs crawled up on her face.
I am left with one thought:
She must be in the industry.
Good on her for taking herself on down to Burning Man to showcase her ASTRONOMICAL features.
I know I was entertained!