Every time I get a little bored, I open up Tinder and let my finger do some swiping.
Usually I swipe left, but every now and then I swipe right.
On all the lumberjacks, naturally.
I force myself to sit and swipe until I find four men to swipe left on.
It’s just an arbitrary number I’ve assigned myself.
Four is just enough to ensure that I have at least one man respond.
Someone to flirt with.
Well, the other day I was swiping and I managed to swipe right on 4 profiles.
Then ALL FOUR MEN STARTED TEXTING ME.
Jerry, Eric, Steve and Truman.
The problem with texting four men at the same time is that you lose track of details.
Like who said what.
For example, one of these men owns a natural stone restoration company.
I have NO FRIGGING CLUE.
Also, one has two boys and another has two girls.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Since 99.9% of my Tinder matches fail to materialize into a date, this most likely will not be a problem for me.
But, should I actually land a date, it would be embarrassing to ask the same questions and let on that I CAN’T REMEMBER A SINGLE DETAIL FROM OUR EARLIER CONVERSATIONS.