I have CLOSETS FULL of costumes.
Halloween happens to be my MOST FAVORITE HOLIDAY out of all the holidays.
My birthday is just two days later so I often had costume parties growing up.
One popular costume is my St. Pauli Girl costume.
Red skirt. Black corset. Blue apron. White blouse.
You get the picture.
I’ve gotten a lot of use out of the costume because I volunteer to pour beer for nonprofits.
I donate all my tips to the nonprofit.
It’s a good way to donate my time and a little bit of money to causes I support.
So imagine my elation to be invited to an “Octoburnfest” – a sort of burneresque birthday party for a friend.
A chance to wear my St. Pauli Girl costume.
Unfortunately, the costume has seen better days.
I think I may need to retire it after this party.
So I preemptively went and bought another beer wench costume.
I say beer wench because it’s brown and green, not blue and red like the real St. Pauli Girl.
I simply couldn’t find the St. Pauli Girl costume in my size.
Hopefully, the beer wench costume will still make me popular when pouring beer for charities.
RIP St. Pauli Girl costume.
You were loved!