I have a ton of sex toys.
Most of it is pretty tame stuff.
Stuff I’m okay admitting to on my blog – vibrators, dildos, magic wands, condoms, lubrication, blindfolds, etc.
However, there are a few things in my collection – such as a harness and nipple clamps – that should anything happen to me, my sister is UNDER STRICT INSTUCTIONS TO GET TO MY ROOM AND REMOVE THEM.
They’re all in a black bag on the top shelf on my center bookcase.
Basically, my mom and dad don’t know what a pervert I am and I want to keep it that way, especially when I get to the greater beyond.
My sister is mentally strong and capable of looking at these things, realize that I did in fact use them on other people (or myself) and THROW THAT SHIT AWAY.
I suspect, given my sister’s constitution, that she would actually just toss the entire bag into the garbage, sight unseen.
Because she’s SMART LIKE THAT.
Who needs to look at an enema bulb anyway?
Or a lube shooter?
Or, God forbid, a riding crop?
Oh wow, did I just say that out loud?