It’s a universal dilemma for women, I think.
You can wear granny panties that SUCK YOU IN (they’re called Spanx) and give you a smooth silhouette, or you can wear sexy lingerie which lets all the lumps and bumps show.
If you desire to wear sexy lingerie AND have a SMOOTH silhouette, you encounter a Catch 22.
The desired outcome is impossible to attain because of contradictory rules and conditions.
I have (on occasion) worn my SPANX under my clothes to parties and on dates in order to look sleek and smooth.
Those scary looking girdles really hold you in!
Then, when I’m going to “get busy” I go to the bathroom and CHANGE into my sexy underwear.
Something black and lacy, perhaps?
Or vibrant red and trimmed with velvet?
Of course, I always wonder if my date can tell that something is different.
All of a sudden I have a tummy.
Or my hips have love handles.
What’s up with that, he might think?
No one has ever said anything to me, so I suspect I’ve managed to SLIP IT UNDER THEIR RADAR.
But now I’ve bought an under-the-bust corset to even further the charade that I’m shaped like the perfect hourglass.
I imagine I’ll get totally screwed when it comes to getting naked, however.
No pun intended, but it’s virtually impossible to get out of a corset without help.
But it could work to my advantage seeing as how a woman in nothing but an under-the-bust corset is actually pretty damn sexy.
Think voluptuous breasts and an ample rear end.
I’m quite sure I could get this to work for me.