So here’s The Deal.
I’m giving up sex for 3 months.
That means three months of no sex, not even a teeny little bit.
Not even the kind that doesn’t “count.”
This means I have to be celibate until January 7, 2018.
Now, there is one exception to this rule:
IF The Swede comes to visit, then my vow of abstinence goes on hiatus.
I rationalize it like this – The Swede happens to be the one HEALTHY friendship I have and therefore shouldn’t be included in my vow of abstinence, which is supposed to weed out the dirty boys and rebels.
I told Tejas about my vow and he just laughed and laughed.
Then he thought about how much bitching he will have to listen to and he STOPPED LAUGHING.
Personally, I think the biggest challenge for me isn’t going to be giving up sex.
It’s going to be giving up the sexting and flirting that goes with it.
Because for me, flirting leads to sexting leads to sex IRL.
So we’re gonna have none of that.
Do you think I will survive?