Someone special is having a birthday very soon.
It’s just a couple of weeks away.
And so I decided to get him a gift.
You know, to celebrate his birthday and let him know I like him.
I didn’t go overboard this time.
I ‘ll never forget the year I bought my brand new boyfriend an iPad and he freaked out (a little bit) over the extravagance.
This time I bought something small.
Something that fits in a bucket.
In fact, something that IS a bucket.
I got a bucket of hot sauce for my hot sauce lover living in Sweden.
A whole frigging bucket!
You know, in researching hot sauce, I came across some interesting options:
- Spicy popcorn
- Labels which seem to question the wisdom of consuming the hot sauce
- And, hot sauce that comes in phallic shaped bottles
In the end, I chose this bucket.
How many guys can say they got “Hell in a Bucket” from a friend for their birthday?
The Swede can, that’s who!