I have several obsessions.
Evening gowns was one, although I have a friend “Amy” who puts me to shame with her endless evening gown collection.
After that it’s lingerie. I have drawer upon drawer of lingerie, most of which never gets worn because I like comfy cotton boyshorts and bras which are slightly too small for me, making the kittens look outrageously good.
Then there’s the obsession I don’t talk about very often – the black vinyl clothing obsession.
Who knew you could love synthetic fabric so much you would want to wear it close to your skin EVERY DAY?!
And speaking of naughty obsessions, there’s also my strange affection for neoprene.
Gotta love me some wetsuits!
Snort in that neoprene smell.
What I’ve failed to mention so far is that by and far my most ardent obsession is with makeup.
If you want to cheer me up, hand me $100 and take me to the drugstore or the department store and let me loose in Cosmetics.
I go bananas for pots and pans of colors!
My sons have evolved a technique to keep me from looking in the windows of Sephora because I can disappear in that store for HOURS!
My aunt, cousin, and niece all like going through my makeup and taking what I no longer use.
So it’s my niece’s birthday coming up and she, like me, loves makeup.
I bought her some nice, light colored eye shadow palettes and a pack of brushes – because every girl should learn to use brushes.
I am a damn fine auntie!