I’ve always imagined that I look peaceful and sweet when I sleep.
Like a dainty little goddess floating on a sea of pillows.
Of course that was before The Swede took a picture of me sleeping on New Year’s Day and shared it with me.
Bundled in blankets.
Not exactly the picture of sweetness and light I was hoping for.
Lately, I’m unimpressed with all pictures of me.
There’s just a little too much round and not enough angles.
But that’s on remedy, since my Medical Weight Management program starts today.
Nothing like going on a 960 calories-a-day diet to make a person slim down post holiday season, eh?
Sadly, I am fearful I will lose my butt and my boobs in the process, but it’s something I must live with if I want to be healthy.
Farewell soft pillows of my body.
I’m gonna miss you!