Ok, so every year around Valentine’s Day I post links to etsy Anti-Valentine’s Day gift ideas and this year will be no different.
Fuck Valentine’s Day banner – I blog my hatred of Valentine’s Day, you can hang a banner.
Ah ha ha ha – perfect card for me to send to my sister, or for my sister to send to me.
Anti-Valentine’s Day cookies – for my snarky 16 year old to pass out to his friends.
Love is in the Air tank top – better stop breathing!
An Anti-Valentines’ Day mug – about as romantic as I could get for this fucking disaster of a holiday.
Oh yes, the CLASSIC “Cupid rhymes with stupid” tee – so you can broadcast what you really feel.
Fuck off necklace – don’t you just love the profanity of it? You can’t say it doesn’t send a message.
Ah, well I love tasteless cards, and this is one of them.
Another card I’d like to send to my ex.
Pins for Single Awareness Day – don’t be afraid to show the world what you think.
The best part of Valentine’s Day? An excuse to drink excessively and drown your frustrations.
And last, a bandana which I would put on my dog if I had one but oh yeah, she died and now not even my dog is there to love me. Tears!