Well, I tried.
I got invited to a Valentine’s Pub Crawl (well TWO, actually) and I wanted to wear something saucy.
So I went online and ordered something I don’t have in my closet already (if you can believe that).
I ordered a pink latex dress.
Maybe it’s the fact that I’m losing weight, but I suddenly find myself flush with body confidence.
And I wanted to put that body confidence in a latex dress.
I also got a faux fur jacket to match.
Some sort of fun and outstanding outfit for the crawl.
Yes, I was running the risk of putting on the dress only to discover I looked like two hams stuffed in a sausage casing, but hey!
Life is risk, no?
Sadly, hams or no hams, I wasn’t even able to try on the dress because the store I bought it from cancelled my order.
Needless to say I was irritated.
When I put effort into planning an outfit and there is a catastrophic failure of the outfit, I get a little miffed.
But you heard it here first –
Someday, regardless of this botched attempt, I’m going to wear latex!