I have a LOVE / HATE relationship with pasties.
You know, PASTIES!
They’re stickers you put on your breasts to cover your nipples.
Well, I bought a SHIT TON of them in 2015 for Burning Man and then I never worked up the guts to wear them.
In 2017, I wound up gifting them to a campmate who proceeded to ROCK THE SHIT out of them wearing them at the burn.
Well, this year one of my outfits NECESSITATES that I wear pasties or else go naked.
So I bought some flat black cross pasties.
And then I got to wondering. . .how does something that is flat stick to something that is curved?
Not very well, I think.
So I went online and bought a pair of black “lace” latex pasties that are curved to fit a nipple.
This makes more sense to me.
And THEN, when I was downloading images to write this post, I clicked on the link for my flat black pasties and discovered that THIS is what I bought. . .