Remember my GENIUS idea of wearing a pink latex dress to the Valentine’s Pub Crawl?
Yeah, one of my LESS THAN BRILLIANT ideas, as it turns out.
The dress actually DID arrive in the mail and lo and behold, it was this shitty brown color.
I might have known better, had I actually scoped out the website a little more.
They uploaded a picture of a hot looking older broad in the dress and it is CLEARLY not pink.
It’s this yucky porto potty soupy brown.
Yeah, you know what I’m talking about!
So here I am, stuck with a dress I CLEARLY will never wear.
I’m wondering if my local Goodwill will raise their eyebrows if I bring in a shit brown latex dress?
You know, it’s moments like these I realize what stores are for and why internet shopping sometimes SUCKS!
That is all.