The thing about unSCruz is that it’s EXACTLY LIKE A PLAYGROUND FOR ADULTS.
All the things you wish existed out there in the world for you to enjoy exist within unSCruz.
Would you like to join in a cuddle puddle on a flying ship?
Take nude photos with a professional photographer?
You can have it.
Learn about kinks you never knew you had?
Something that TOTALLY BLEW ME AWAY this year was the Rainbow Trike Track.
Basically someone built a mini tricycle track inside one of the warehouses at unSCruz and you could hop on one of the rainbow trikes (think Big Wheels for adults) and get squirrely on the track!
So much fun!
Yes please (though no outside alcohol is allowed in unSCruz)!
In my heart of hearts, my home away from home will always be Ali Bar Bar.
And they had a magnificent new marquee!
And of course, the best and sexiest bartenders!
unSCruz even had a BURN!
And it was a great burn because the man lit up beautifully but didn’t fall down for quite some time.
More blaze for everyone to enjoy!
All in all, quite the magnificent trip and so worth all the effort that went into planning and executing.