The vibrator to end them all

You can take the girl out of Catholic school but you can’t take the Catholic school out of the girl.

Or something like that.

At unSCruz, there was one itty bitty contraption that mesmerized me.

A standing vibrator.

Yes, you heard me right – A STANDING VIBRATOR.

Just along the side of the walkway, as I live and breathe.

I went in to get a closer look.

There was a fully clothed woman on it, and she and an “operator” were fine-tuning the vibrations.

It was wild to see it.

Now, I’ve heard about this vibrator before.

It has something of a reputation you see.

Apparently, it massages EVERYTHING.

And, given enough time, will result in an extraordinary climax.

Half of me wanted to try it.

Simply so I could report back and let you know what I thought of it.

But truthfully, it was always being used, so I never got a chance to ride it.

It was quite popular!

The other half of me thought, “Shouldn’t this be in a tent or something?”

It’s the Catholic girl in me who was shy about having a screaming orgasm where everyone could see.

Nevertheless, if I find it on playa I will have to test it out. . . because I’m curious like that.

Despite my Catholic sensibilities.

5 thoughts on “The vibrator to end them all

  1. We are bringing it to SF PreCompression. We were intending to let women use a hand held version in private in a tent, but that did not work out. May have a private tent at SF PreCompression with inventor’s wife helping out. Looking for other female helpers.

  2. UnScruz looked like a great time!! Makes me want to become part of the Burning Man culture more than ever. (Except for your face plant, of course!!) Hope you are healed and are all set and ready to go on to the next Burner event!! Loved the pictures and would love to see more – you paint such a good picture of the experience – Tejas rocking it on his scooter, Marina the formidable beauty in her tutu, the anonymous individual enjoying the mega-vibrator in front of everyone (I’m not Catholic and don’t worry about people letting it all hand out!) and the assorted friends embodying the burner spirit and hugging, gifting, etc.

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