I’m working on a new costume.
This time, it’s for a Village meeting in July.
The party theme is Superheroes and Supervillains.
I first checked out SUPERVILLAIN costumes:
Like Emma Frost, who only resembles me in that she is blond with big boobs.
But crafting that costume seemed a little complicated
And honestly, I don’t have the balls to wear something that skimpy.
So I kept looking.
Personally, I love She-Ra, Princess of Power.
But since she is neither a Marvel or a DC comic book character, I scrapped my plans to do her.
Finally, I settled on a costume.
Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow.
There’s a few reasons why.
#1 – I bear a slight resemblance to Scarlett Johansson.
#2 – I’ve always wanted to be a redhead.
#3 – Black Widow KICKS ASS in Avengers!
Luckily, I found a company that makes cosplay costumes and they agreed to work on mine.
So come July, I’ll be slipping my body into a black bodysuit and transforming into Black Widow.
Riiiiiiight after I encase my body in full length head-to-toe SPANX.
Thank you very much!