For a minute I forgot myself and I got back online to see who has been checking me out on Plenty of Fish.
And the answer is MANY MEN.
I had over 30 emails but as I scanned them, none of them were appropriate.
So I poked around a bit and found one guy I liked.
Likes the outdoors?
Likes curvy girls?
Actually, in his profile he specifically requested “petite” women.
So there you have it.
My foray into online dating lasted FIVE WHOLE MINUTES before I came to my senses and closed the browser window.
Sure, I like an athletic guy as much as the next woman, but I also like men sporting the “dad bod.”
Am I the only one out there who thinks that all bodies are beautiful?
I suppose if you know your preference is small and petite then it’s best you state that outright in your profile and not waste anyone’s time.
I have a tendency to be attracted to big tall “lumberjack” men.
But I don’t put that in my profile because, honestly, personality counts.
Two of my last four boyfriends have been anti-type.
All this goes to say that it took less than five minutes for me to realize why I got off internet dating in the first place.
Want to know the cure for insanity?
Five minutes on Plenty of Fish.