So, as it turns out, I DID NOT GO HIKING LAST WEEK.
Instead I got stood up.
Irony is, I’m not entirely sure I didn’t deserve to be stood up.
I wrote a post titled “PUSSY” about a man who could only whisper the word pussy out loud and I titled it (naturally) Pussy, not in reference to him but in reference to the word he could barely say.
Well, I think he took it the wrong way.
And honestly, who can blame him?
Sometimes I can be truly dense.
If the tables had been turned, I’m sure I would’ve been outraged.
He stayed calm and cool but he sure as hell didn’t go for a hike with me.
And after all the drama that ensued, I’m afraid we created too big a barrier for our newfound friendship to withstand.
Oh sure, he’s my friend on Facebook, but I don’t expect to be seeing him anytime soon.
I’d apologize to him for my lack of sensitivity, but I made a promise to myself to leave him alone and I’m keeping that promise.
In any case, I’m left once again with no partner to go hiking with.
No one to exercise with.
I really was looking forward to working out, even if I was grumbling about it.
I don’t like doing things I’m not instantly good at and it’s a steep learning curve to get in shape when you haven’t exercised in years.
All this time I’ve been railing against the men I meet, criticizing them for being rude, boring or alcoholic and here I am a perfect specimen of a ball-buster.
Sometimes, I’m a bitch.