One of the reasons I like Coke Can Dan so much apart from his obvious talent, is that he is a liberal lumberjack.
You all know I like lumberjacks.
And lumberjacks are easy to come by.
But liberal lumberacks?
Not so easy.
Gun-toting, Trump-supporting, conservative lumberjacks are a dime a dozen.
I could go through them as fast as I go through Kleenex during a head cold.
Case in point – I met a man online who looked quite good on paper.
Interested in a relationship?
But then I took a closer look at his profile pics.
And he is standing at a gun range, reloading a gun, wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat.
This is what pushes me off internet dating in the first place.
My tendency to meet men who are totally and completely inappropriate for me.
Could I ever date a Trump supporter?
There are fundamental things I believe in like basic human rights, the environment, health care, women’s rights, and a foreign policy that doesn’t involve being the pawn of Russia which I consider incompatible with the Trump platform.
I could listen to Coke Can Dan talk about his dislike of Trump FOR HOURS.
Or wax poetic on how important it is to protect our environment.
So of course when I’m online looking at profiles, I’m trying to find someone like Coke Can Dan.
A liberal lumberjack.
An open-minded hipster.
Just so long as he hates Donald Trump, the minority-elected president of this great nation.