This weighed heavily on our minds as my sister and I surveyed our table filled with sushi. We were stuffed to the gills and were trying to figure out how to make 20 extra pieces of sushi disappear.
Oh my god, could we do it?!
Being the honest sibling, I just started eating sushi… doing my best to just chew and swallow and not think about how full I already was.
But Lisa, being a little more clever and deceptive, opted to take a different approach.
SHE SHOVED THE SUSHI INTO HER CLEAVAGE!
The waitress came by to check on our progress. I noticed sushi peeking out of my sister’s cleavage. As the waitress spoke to us, Lisa’s eyes were getting bigger and bigger. The waitress left.
“What’s wrong,” I asked.
“Listen, we’ve got to get out of here so I can get rid of this sushi. The wasabi is BURNING MY BOOBS!”