We spend a lot of time discussing women’s hygiene and personal habits.
We seldom talk about men.
It strikes me that there is a BIG double standard (duh) between hygiene habits of women and hygiene habits of men.
I’ve never heard a man worry about how he smells or tastes down there.
And let me tell you, I’ve been with a few FUNKY men.
Why don’t men worry more?
They should (see above statement about funky men).
I knew a German who believed in “taking it all off.”
Everything was so nice and smooth and clean.
I have a picture of him in naught more than a parted bathrobe that literally freezes every woman in her tracks when I show it to them.
Of course there was also Charlie The Aussie who (when I suggested manscaping to him) promptly shut me down by saying, “I’m Australian. We don’t MANSCAPE.”
There must be a happy medium.
Some way a guy can take care of business but not so much that he starts to resemble something under 13 years old.
Would it kill a guy to TRIM?
Do a little weed whacking south of the border?
And, you know, wash thoroughly in the shower every time?
Perhaps shake it one or two EXTRA times till the last drop falls off?
I know it sounds crazy but I’m not a big fan of funk.
And the truth is, men could take a page out of the woman’s playbook and spend a little more time manscaping.
There’s always the EXTRA OPTICAL INCH to be gained!