So I may have won 10 minutes on the saddle horse at Retro Frolic.

And maybe I took them up on their offer and hopped on said saddle horse.

Which could have lead to me actually getting up on a spanking bench and letting Tejas spank me.

And he may have used a paddle which was so tough that it broke my skin and bruised me in under a minute.

This MAY have happened.

And if it did, my ass might look like this…

Then again, I could totally be making all this up.