Naked karaoke

I karaoked.

Yes, I did.

But first, let me tell you a little bit about the MeetUp.

About 20 men showed up.

And the only woman there was me.

Nice odds, eh?

Anyway, it was a sausage fest.

There I am, sitting at a table full of men, while someone GARGLED “Thunderstruck.”

Yes, he practically GARGLED the song.

It was wild!

So I get up to sing and discover that the lyrics are being projected to a screen across the room and ME WITHOUT MY GLASSES, I CAN’T READ THEM VERY WELL.

Needless to say, my performance didn’t go as planned.

I was pitchy.

Stiff.

I even started singing in harmony.

Thankfully it was over in less than 5 minutes.

But I’ll tell you this – I’m not going to win any awards for my performance.

I think I’m going to ditch “We Belong” as my karaoke song and find a new one.

“Dancing Queen” by ABBA.

Or “My Immortal” by Evanescence.

Truthfully I love “What’s Going On” by Four Non-Blondes, but I’m just not sure I could pull off such a powerful song.

That, and I have friends from Burning Man who PUT ME TO SHAME when they sing that song.

So there you have it, karaoke on a Wednesday night.

What could be more embarrassing?

I suppose naked karaoke.

That would be a sight!

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