Victoria’s Secret is waging a war to get me to spend my hard earned dollar bills on their crappy Chinese clothing.
They keep dangling a “Free $10 when you purchase $50” discount in my face everywhere. . .
. . .in my inbox, on Facebook – why they’re even tracking me in AdChoice.
Truthfully, I do look at Victoria’s Secret, despite the fact that I think they’re lingerie is shit and their clothing is cheaply made.
Also, nothing they make is in a size that will fit me.
Truth.
I look at Victoria’s Secret because I was once young too, and I still remember what it was like to have a young, nubile body that didn’t creak every time I blinked.
The Victoria’s Secret models are so beautiful.
It’s like looking at a shiny thing that with time, will dim and tarnish but still retains a little of that awe from when you first saw it.
Picture this:
It’s GORGEOUS strappy black lingerie, sold by Victoria’s Secret.
Something that you’ll slip into which will convey just that right amount of “I’m-a-dirty-girl-but-not-so-dirty-you-still-can’t-slip-a-ring-on-my-finger” attitude that you’ve been sporting lately.
But slipping into your lingerie feels more like trying to put on rubber panties and when you look in the mirror. . .
. . . you look like someone’s taken a hammer to a can of biscuits.
And it’s not looking so good for you.
Well. . . that’s me and Victoria’s Secret.
Torrid–made for “Not size 2 girls” and some of it is sexy af. Dunno where it’s made, but it makes girls who have curves, look even hotter!
That’s a great photo there, I get the feeling it is a cropped version you’re showing though!!