ABC

New party.

New theme.

This time the theme isn’t black or white.

Dr. Seuss.

Or Saints and Sinners.

No, this time the theme is ABC.

Do you know what ABC is?

It’s ANYTHING BUT CLOTHING!

Which means I have to CONSTRUCT my outfit out of vinyl, plastic, cardboard, rubber, or anything non-fabric.

I’m at a loss.

My first thought was garbage bags:

I suppose you just “stitch” it together with duct tape?

Then I started thinking why not wear a BOX?

But then I realized that I’d need a pretty BIG box to feel like there’s any decent coverage of my lady parts.

So I scratched that idea.

Now I’m thinking that perhaps I could make a dress out of duct tape and a paper pattern.

Just lay tape down over the paper, cut and sew the “clothing.”

Some people have come up with some pretty clever designs.

But honestly, I’m thinking it might be fun to go shopping for a dress at a hardware store or a grocery store and see what I can come up with. . .

One thought on “ABC

  1. How on EARTH would you sit in an Easter Egg outfit??? If it is bits of cloth is it still clothing? You could make something amazing and fun out of strips of quilting scraps. Although, a skirt of string would be stunning. (I have seen curtains made of string and they look sensational)

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