I’m talking about the ice cream..
Let me use it in a sentence:
I wouldn’t call me vanilla. I’m more like rocky road.
Let’s just say I’ve had a few nuts in me.
Yuck, yuck, yuck!
I’m not sure where I first heard the term “vanilla.”
It must’ve been my “Wrong Man” boyfriend.
It’s usually said in hushed whispers by non-vanilla folks.
As in, “I’m throwing a party but a bunch of my vanilla friends are coming so no play.”
Or, “I want to set you up with a friend of mine. He’s non-vanilla so you can have fun with him.”
Something like that.
I’m not vanilla anymore; I’m more like rocky road.
I’m still a wholesome creamy treat but I’ve also got a few nuts and smushmallows in me to make it a little more exciting.
Who likes rocky road?