I’m going to write a new dating profile and title it:
I am not a porn star
It’s not that I resemble any porn stars out there, aside from being busty and blond.
No.
It’s that I keep getting treated like my life revolves around sex by the men I go out with.
They seem to think it’s okay to grope me.
To ask if they can give me a facial.
To move a glass on the table so they can “get a better look at my tits.”
Yes, all this has happened and more.
And I’m sick of it.
Hence the desire to write a totally biting new profile.
Have men COMPLETELY forgotten about mutual respect?
Where are their manners?
I’m not trading my sexuality for a meal or a couple of drinks at a bar.
I am a REAL person who deserves respect, kindness, and sincerity.
I know I’m not The One for every man out there.
Does that mean that I deserve to be treated like a disposable toy?
No, it does not.
Before you start freaking out, let me set the record straight.
I’m not ACTUALLY going to write a new dating profile.
Because I’ve established that online dating is worthless.
A total waste of time.
And I would rather be a nun than spend any more time dating sex fiends, fuckwits, and assholes.
That is all.
