My new dresses arrived in the mail.
I was eager to try them on, so I stripped and slipped into the first one.
Now, I’m sure for someone less ENDOWED than me, this is NBD.
However, when you are a 38G, keyhole breast openings become something of a problem.
And this keyhole opening is no exception.
“Check out this pretty new dress I got,” I said to her.
She took one look at the picture and swore that my dress was REALLY inappropriate for going to Florida with The Swede and his goalie daughter.
“Maybe if you were on vacation, just the two of you,” she explained.
“But since there’s a teenager involved and FAMILIES at the ice arena, you probably should rethink that dress,” she finished.
Now, normally I think showing my breasts is no big deal.
I’ve been known to show them off once or twice.
But it just didn’t sit right with me, walking around in a dress where I could potentially have a nip slip or something worse.
Granted, if I wore the dress I’d probably have my bathing suit under it, rendering it more G-rated.
But as it stands, R-rated dresses and 17 year old teenage goalies just don’t mix.
I returned the dress.