Let’s face it, beauty is a multi-BILLION dollar industry.
People make their ENTIRE CAREER out of creating beauty.
And though I believe that our views of beauty need to be broadened, I can’t help but also feel thankful that there are people who focus on making others feel good and look good.
We’ve established that I’m the quintessential consumer.
I impulse buy.
Shopping for me is entertainment.
The one thing I haven’t mentioned on my blog yet is the steps I go through to get ready for a trip, particularly one which involves the company of a handsome (and perhaps Swedish) man.
I’m getting five beauty services to prepare for my trip.
First, I’m getting a Korean scrub and massage at the Korean spa.
If you haven’t read “Wet vinyl beds and belly fat” then you need to.
It tells you all about my experience at the Korean spa, which I equate to heaven.
Imagine getting noodles of dead skin off your body via the most exquisite raw silk full-body scrub.
I’m getting my hair colored.
I mean, is there anything more of a pick me up than a fresh head of hair color?
Third, and this one is KEY, I’m getting a SPRAY TAN.
Because let’s face it, if I can’t tone it then I might as well tan it, am I right?
Finally, I’ve got to get my mani/pedi freshened up.
Because nothing is worse than chipped nail polish while on vacation.
Okay, there are worse things, but not in the limited realm of beauty treatments.
So there you have it, my five beauty treatments I’m CRAMMING into two days to get myself ready for Florida.
Man, I hope he notices. . .