I’ve been having SUCH A HARD TIME finding a yellow sundress.
The first dress I chose was X-rated.
All boob, no coverage.
The second dress I chose turned out to be WAY TOO BIG ON ME.
I was literally falling out of the top.
These boobs, man. . . they’re just determined to display themselves.
They’re such EXHIBITIONISTS!
I think I’ve finally found a dress that will work.
Mind you, all this is because I bought a yellow floral headband that I want to wear and I need a dress to go with it.
Now that I have PILES OF DRESSES to return to the store, it’s finally dawned on me – the purpose of shopping in a store in the first place.
To avoid fiascos like the one I’m facing.
Still, it’s nice to shop online and be able to hit Macys, Nordstrom, and a plethora of other shops all while one reclines in bed eating peanuts.
Yes, that really happens!