I have never been on a cruise.
How I managed to live 45 years of life without taking a cruise, I will never know.
But there you have it.
It could have something to do with the fact that I get sea sickness inside the cabin of a boat.
Granted, the boats I’ve been on have been fishing boats or whale watching boats in choppy water.
And so long as I stand outside, in the cold and the wet, I don’t get sick.
I’m not sure how I’d handle being indoors on a large ship.
But I’m guessing that since I get car sick, I’d also get seasick.
My birthfather and stepmother go on cruises and THEY LOVE THEM.
They even took my aunt on the last cruise they went on as a 50th birthday present.
Honestly, it sounded lovely.
Get on a cruise.
Get fed well.
Drink your weight in booze.
Get off in ports of interest and sightsee.
Get back on the ship and wait for the next port.
Indulge in leisure activities.
Doesn’t it sound divine?
I don’t want to go on a cruise by myself but I’m thinking I may talk my birthfamily into taking a little cruise, just to see if I can handle it.
Yes, I know there’s Dramamine for the motion sickness, but one tablet of that shit and I am LIGHTS OUT.
Who’s with me?
Who wants to go on a cruise?