Once upon time, I had a HUGE crush.
He was a lumberjack.
With a beard.
And a voice like he gargled with glass.
When he’d say my name (Bombshell), he’d say it with gravitas.
He flirted with me and (of course) I did my best to flirt back.
We all know that although I enjoy flirting, I’m not always the best at it.
Sometimes I’m awkward.
Other times I’m way too subtle.
But in this case, I managed to convey my interest by simply staring at his mouth and fantasizing about kissing him.
He literally stopped right in the middle of the conversation he was having to kiss me.
And boy, what a kiss it was.
Pretty soon we were all over each other, making out and groping one another.
It’s not every day that a fantasy comes true for me, but this time around it did.
I got my lumberjack.
And yes, it was everything I expected and a little bit of the unexpected.
I got to knock an item off my sexual bucket list that night.
Guess what it was?