My doctor stayed late working on Friday just so she could get the results from my biopsy and let me know via email that there were no pre-cancer cells present.
Let me say that again.
THERE WERE NO PRE-CANCER CELLS PRESENT!
You can’t IMAGINE how relieved I was.
Just in time for Mother’s Day, I get a clean bill of health.
It was exactly as I hoped and everything I wanted.
The best part of finding out your pussy isn’t broken is that you feel so ecstatic about it your flirt game goes up a notch.
I went to a Tacos and Tequila bar crawl and had THE BEST TIME.
I got my flirt on (as best I could when most of the men I ran into were coupled up or way too young for me) and managed to pass out my card to not one, but TWO men – both of whom were interested in finding out more about Burning Man.
There was one gentleman, an angry young man who raged about his mother leaving him in a crack house, who played a game of “Whose childhood was more fucked up” with my friend.
I steered VERY CLEAR of him.
By the end of the night, it was time for me to go to bed.
But at least we now know that won’t be for long.
P.S. I ran into a HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND I hadn’t seen since HIGH SCHOOL while on the Tacos and Tequila pub crawl. Shout out to Lynne!