I bought a white dress for White Wednesday on the playa, envisioning this kind of outfit:
I got it to replace my last white dress which had seen better days.
The new dress came in the mail and, well, it came in a bag marked “Made in China” on it.
Oh no!
That means the dress is made for Chinese boobs.
Not my massive G-size American boobs.
But I decided to try it on anyway.
And wouldn’t you know, it fit.
Sort of.
I’m trying to decide if there’s too much side boob or too much underboob to wear on the playa.
Now, I know that Burning Man is clothing optional.
Clearly I could (and occasionally do) go topless.
And between you and me, sometimes bottomless too.
But I want a white dress to wear for this occasion.
So tell me, what do you think of this top?
Lol… The title of this article is wonderful 😊😊😊😊
I don’t know how to share some secrets behind your title on WordPress with you.
Just be sure to wear a button that says “Eyes up there” 😉