I do not have a daddy complex.
I’ve never yelled “Daddy!” while in the throes of passion.
It always seemed counterproductive to bring my fathers into the mix.
I know of at least one boyfriend who wouldn’t have minded.
But enough about ex-boyfriends, more on sexual inclinations.
So, I don’t have a daddy complex but I have something close.
I have a schoolgirl complex.
Maybe it’s from NINE years of wearing schoolgirl uniforms at private school growing up.
Maybe I can blame it on Britney Spears.
Whatever caused it, I can honestly say that I’m about to delve DEEP INTO IT for Burning Man 2019.
Because yours truly has just gone and bought not one but TWO pleated plaid schoolgirl mini skirts.
One in purple.
One in red.
I’m thrilled that I found this new source of inspiration and I’m totally excited about wearing these skirts on the playa.
I hope someone offers to spank me!
Ooohhh. . . speaking of which I’ll need some nice panties to match, just in case.