I reached down and cupped his @ss. I even gave him a little squeeze. My insides got all happy.
“Your butt is like two chicken cutlets,” I remarked.
“Chicken cutlets?? What does that mean?” he asked.
“It means you have a perfect man butt,” I smiled.
“I’ve got a girl butt. It’s like two Christmas hams. You have chicken cutlets and I have Christmas hams.” I joked.
I bent over and showed him I had split the seam in my workout pants.
“You should never wear pants designed for chicken cutlets when you’ve got Christmas hams,” I laughed.
“I like Christmas hams” he said, “Christmas hams are tasty!”