I have a love-hate relationship with condoms.
On the one hand I love what they do – prevent unintended pregnancy and the transmission of nasty old STDs.
On the other hand I hate for they feel – like I’m trying to pick up a dime with rubber gloves on. There’s not much sensation.
But recently, I read MyLifeOnMatchAndMore’s enthusiastic blog post on “For the Love of Lube” and I couldn’t help but follow her link to Lucky Bloke, who sells variety packs of condoms and lube.
(Incidentally lube (Gun Oil) is something I have ALWAYS loved)
It started me thinking. Maybe the next generation of condoms are superior to the ones I’m used to. Maybe, just maybe I can learn to love condoms again.
Lucky Bloke has several awesome variety packs available:
- Non latex – For the sensitive among us.
- Smaller fit – For those challenged in the cock department (just remember size doesn’t matter?).
- Standard – For the average man.
- Mixed sizes – When you don’t know what size you are.
- Japanese Ultra thin – The very best in ultra thin.
- Flavored – Really? Why? Nevermind.
- Ultra thin – Ultra thin. ‘Nuff said.
- Pleasure shaped – Condoms aren’t just ribbed anymore.
- Textured – like wearing an argyle sweater on your cock.
Maybe I can learn to love condoms a little more and hate them a little less.
Ultra-thin scares me. You’re really rolling the tensile-strength dice with that one.