I experienced the beauty and diversity of Burning Man 2017: Radical Ritual largely though my VAGINA.

Indeed.

It was a good year for STUDLY MEN and PLEASURABLE ENCOUNTERS.

My one sole complaint: too much drugs and alcohol makes it hard for men to get it up and keep it up.

It was the year of the HALF-HARD COCK for me.

There’s not much you can do with a half hard cock except snuggle or perhaps put your clothes back on and head back out to the playa.

And that’s exactly what I did.

A few cocks malfunctioned with me making me curse the No Hard Feelings post I wrote a few weeks back.

Every time I discuss it, it becomes a THING.

Seeing as how I’m not into drugs, I had NO IDEA that TOO MUCH COKE means a man can’t get it up.

How much coke, I wonder, does a person need to consume for it to have that effect on his dick?

Probably A LOT!

Nevertheless I had a great time fooling around and snuggling with men, platonic as it might be.

Men who can’t get their equipment to work are often very creative in other departments. . .

If you catch my drift.

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