This dating thing isn’t going so well

The dating thing isn’t going so well for me and I think a break is in order.

I’ve gone on dates with:

  • Virtually mute introverts
  • Men who spend $1000 on a date
  • Severe Selsen Blue flakes
  • Perverts, and not the good kind
  • Offensively racist men
  • Men who rejected me because of this blog
  • Newly divorced and bitter men
  • Divorced for a long time and still bitter men
  • Not divorced at all men (Surprise!)
  • 47 year old re-virgins

It’s all been very entertaining but also a little disheartening.  I confess I’m really fed up with online dating and am ready to try blind dates and set ups.

Or nothing at all.

Yes, this eternal optimist is more than a little disappointed and frustrated right now.  So frustrated I actually called a matchmaker and looked into getting set up  by a matchmaker.  But that little venture would cost $1900.  Um…. no thanks.

But today my 18 year kid provided me with a ray of sunlight in my dim dating life.

“It’s better to be single anyway.  That way you don’t have to buy anyone Valentine’s gifts on Valentine’s Day…”

Wisdom from a the mouths of babes.

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