Ever since I put THIS picture up on Tinder, I’ve been getting a ton of emails from men.
Among the responses, I got two dick pics.
Now, I’m not going to complain because that would just be silly.
Put a provocative picture out there, expect to get provocative pictures back.
That’s the rules folks.
I put the bait in the water, I shouldn’t be surprised when I catch a corresponding fish.
So I’m not writing this to complain about dick pics.
One such “fish” is from Germany.
Quite a sexy beast too.
A private pilot who flies corporate jets for a living.
Now, I’ve been warned about pilots.
So I asked him, “ARE YOU MARRIED?”
He told me “Recently separated.”
I’ll bet his wife doesn’t know this!
Anyway, at best I’ve made a few sext partners through this photo.
At worst I’ll have to fend off some groping hands on a date.
All in all, I’m pretty happy to have found some new blood to keep me entertained.
The German Pilot asked me to send a current photo, so I obliged.
He doesn’t think I look 46 years old.
He says I look like I’m in my 20s.
[NOTE: He may be referring to pictures I sent that had other body parts besides my face.]
I had to politely explain that I virtually bathe in sunblock every day.
Personally, I think I look my age give or take only about 5 years or so.
And I’m okay with that.
Growing old is a luxury denied to many.
But I thank my lucky stars that I worked in a spa in my 20s and was advised to wear sunblock every day.
As for The German Pilot, he can go home to his “recently-separated” wife and “reconcile.”
I learned my lesson with Stargazer.
No married men.