I read a GREAT Tinder profile by a man who LISTED ALL THE THINGS HE’D LEARNED SINCE JOINING TINDER.
My favorite was “CD does not stand for COMPACT DISC!”
What does it stand for, I asked my youngest kid?
But he had no idea.
Certificate of Deposit?
I don’t think so.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a WINNER!
You might wonder, why is Michelle writing about cross dressers?
Well, while looking for costumes on Amazon, I stumbled across this:
Like you can go ahead and slip into it and become a woman.
In true American fashion, the bodysuit comes with SIZE F BREASTS.
I did not expect to find that on Amazon.
But it seems much better than putting the lotion on its skin or else getting the hose again.